Who likes Warm Surprises???

We are all sitting in the living room, hanging out, minding our own business (just me and the 3 kiddos). My crazy little wild haired 2 year old comes over to me with something cupped in her hand. She has an alarmed look on her face and slowly stretches her arm out to give it to me.

I am not even thinking, at this point. It was too sudden. Too out of the blue.

 She gingerly drops it in my hand. I feel something small, soft and warm.

My first thought is Ohmigod its a fucking mouse!!!

Then realization hits.

I realize it is a very small turd shaped similar to a mouse sitting in my hand.